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Lesson #1: SOMA is like one gigantic hotbox, and judging by the scent of herb in the air, someone wasn't afraid to take advantage of it.

Lesson #2: Dare I say it...the sweat of Muse fans in a hotbox totally kicks the ass of sweaty hot gay men at Tiger Beat. The most disgusting thing? Unless you count bathing in gallons of sticky, smelly perspiration from the back of the guy in front of me/on my left/on my right, I didn't even take a shower until the next morning. Eeew.

Lesson #3: Contrary to what I have been told, San Diego kids DO dance at shows!

Lesson #4: Muse is fucking amazing...although I think it would have been as equally amazing if singer Matthew Bellamy demanded that the entire crowd follow his lead and sing along in their best falsettos.

Once I cracked an egg with two yolks. I thought I had seen it all. I thought those clever "Enjoy By" pink expiration dates printed on eggs were cutting edge, but they are apparently not so. CBS will begin to infiltrate countless of Americans' breakfast-making with their egg advertisements. They might as well construct built-in mini TVs in the yolk too. Boo, I say.

Is it worth $99 to own a desk called "Jerker"? Hahaha.

who doesn't love a nice nip...'tis all [from style.com]

A listing in Craigslist's free section:

frying pans, cheese, eggs

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Reply to: anon-100342751@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-27, 12:28PM PDT


2 frying pans
packaged cheese
a few dozen eggs
come and get it



this is in or around West LA



no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

West L.A. is practically calling my name...a few dozen eggs? That could be like...24 eggs...or maybe even 36!!!

I was going to post something of substance but I don't remember. I finished the Ashlee review and I tried not to be too mean...it hasn't been posted yet, so maybe I still have time to add a couple zings to it? Je ne sais pas.

In other very important news, let's get Bill Clinton back into the White House.